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BLIND, STUPID AND DESPERATE
 
Irrational hatred of...
Bananas
By Simon Devon
 
Why, I hear you all ask?

Well, it could be because of their crap taste, the horrible smell or the fact that a bent yellow and brown thing holds no attraction to me. (No, that's a banana, not an STD.) It's also the fact that they have that brown bit in them that makes me feel sick when I see people eating it! No, I think the real reason has to go back to my childhood when I was force fed bannana flavoured cough medicine. YUK! Even when mother makes yummy fruit salad I find my self taking out the brown mushy smelly bits.

Bananas: bunch of arse, mate!