Seems a bit unfair to write about a player I've seen just once, but what the heck, Kate'll fill me in if I get anything wrong. Calderhead was an enormously hard-working player, yet his endless runs up and down the pitch hardly ever seemed to coincide with the ball. Apparently, he was always the first to congratulate a goalscorer - in other words, he was always near the action but never quite involved in it. I've seen worse players, put it that way.