--- Lying Git < janny_austin@hotmail.com> wrote:
> I am writing from Republic of Benin where I reside
> since after the civil war in our country
> Sierra-leone.

Hmmm. Well, since your email doesn’t claim to be from
Nigeria or the former Zaire, I suppose there's a
chance it’s genuine.

> I wish to invest in any country with political
> stability, reliable, dependable in frastructure and
> Security of
> life and property.

How about Iraq, then? Bit iffy at the moment I know,
but should be OK now that the US taxpayer’s being
forced to cough up another 87 billion bucks to do it
up properly.

> A friend who is a foreigner on a
> working visit
> in Cotonou the capital of Benin gave me your contact
> address.

Ah, that must be my good mate Osama. He’s always
giving out my email address to the offspring of
murdered African ministers.

> So,
> I decided to propose this to you, that after the
> death of my
> father the formal minister of mineral resources in
> siere-leone,

Let me guess, was he an honest chap just doing his
best for his country or a corrupt thieving bastard?

> life has become worst,because my father was murdered
> by the rebel
> leaders due to his position in the country and later
> they started
> searching for me, then i decided to leave the
> country.

Poor thing! How did they do him in: was it just a
quick whack on the head with an iron bar, or did they
brutally hack him into tiny pieces with machetes?

> But before his death, he called me as his only
> daughter and told me about some Fund he deposited
> with
> a
> financial truth house in Cotonou-Republic Du Benin,
> this money is
> from some diamonds he sold few months ago before the
> incident.

Oh, sounds like a corrupt thieving bastard then...
Good to know he came to a sticky end.

> As it stands now, I want to invest this fund in your
> country in
> any good and profitable business that you may
> suggest.

Well, Osama’s got a thriving funeral parlour business
in Baghdad. Seems like a winner to me!

> From the documents received from my family
> lawyer,the
> total
> amount left behind by my late father are the sum of
> $26 Million
> USD and some Gold dust worth of $2.5 Million USD.

Definitely a corrupt thieving bastard.

> This amount was willed to me by my late father. I am
> willing to
> invest this fund in a company with potentials for
> growth and
> stability including you if your byelaws allows for
> foreign
> investors, but if not,I will still want you to help
> me
> to invest
> this money in any other country.

Well as luck would have it, Osama’s looking for
someone to invest in a bomb factory in the basement of
his funeral parlour just in case business slackens
off.

> I will be offering you 15% of the total fund,and 5%
> for any
> expenses incured by you in this transaction.
>
> I will be very happy if this enquiry receives urgent
> attention.
> Thanks for your willingliness and acceptance.

Aw shucks, Janny, I don’t want your blood money! But
just a mo - how do I know this isn’t another hoax from
someone wanting to get hold of my bank account
details? Tell you what, I'll have a word with Osama if
you put up the money for Watford Football Club to sign
Paul Devlin from Birmingham City and pay his wages for
three years. Devlin’s a useful winger and should be
available for a couple of hundred thousand.

> Hoping for a very successful business relationship
> with you.
> Best Regards,
> Ms janny austin
> 00229648557

The pleasure's all mine!