04/05: Preview: Sheffield United
Census
The
results of a survey of 32 Blades fans
Where will you finish?
Straight up: | 12 |
Playoffs: | 18 |
Top half: | 2 |
Middle: | 0 |
Bottom half: | 0 |
Going dahn: | 0 |
Mean prediction:
4th (4th most Confident Supporters)
(Last Season's Mean Prediction : 4th)
What would the perfect
Division One table look like?
(Last season's position in brackets)
UP DOWN SCORE
1 (1) Sheff Utd - - -
2 (4) Rotherham 10 3 7
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3 (-) Plymouth 7 0 7
4 (5) West Ham 8 2 6
5 (2) Crewe 5 0 5
(7) Wigan 5 0 5
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7 (-) Brighton 5 1 4
8 (-) QPR 2 0 2
9 (14) Stoke 1 0 1
(8) Watford 1 0 1
11 (12) Coventry 0 0 0
(9) Preston 0 0 0
(3) Reading 0 0 0
14 (15) Sunderland 5 6 -1
15 (16) Derby 1 2 -1
16 (21) Burnley 0 1 -1
(18) Cardiff 0 1 -1
18 (10) Gillingham 0 2 -2
(17) Millwall 0 2 -2
20 (-) Leicester 4 9 -5
21 (19) Nottm Forest 3 10 -7
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22 (24) Ipswich 1 10 -9
23 (-) Wolves 2 15 -13
24 (-) Leeds 0 29 -29
Which
player in this Division would you most like to sign?
Andy Reid (29% votes)
(Last Season: Joe Cole)
Who is the club's
weakest link?
Nick Montgomery (61% votes)
(Last Season: Carl Asaba)
What team should line up on August 7th?
Simon Francis |
Chris Morgan |
Phil Jagielka |
Alan Wright |
Andy Liddell |
Michael Tonge |
Alan Quinn |
Jon Harley |
Do you remember Craig Ramage:
60.0% say Yes (3rd best memories)
36.7% say No
3% claim to be Craig Ramage
Book Lines:
IT Handbooks: 1
Management Twaddle: 1
Foreign Stuff: 0
Porn: 1
More interesting fare:
"I want these young men chosen carefully and sent to oxford university"
"Put it this way, the grass hasn't been cut this"
"...in the saddle ahead of them. Lucien Buysse won again, and led..."
"The provisions of this Law, except Articles 8, 9, 35 and 36, apply only if the place of"
Name Something Rubbish:
Sheffield Wednesday (48% of vote)
Other suggestions: Egg, England Euro2004 team apart from Mr.Rooney, Fiat Seicento, John Inman, This Summer
Do you know the way to San Jose? :
3.2% say Yes (Least knowledgable supporters)
45.2% respond "I've been away so long I may go wrong and lose my way" (4th most musical supporters)
Can you wire a plug ?
86.2% say Yes (3rd most competent supporters)
Favoured Pizza Toppings
Pepperoni | 20 |
Extra Cheese | 17 |
Tuna | 4 |
Spinach | 3 |
Olives | 2 |
Boiled Egg | 2 |
Strawberry | 2 |
Don't like Pizza | 1 |
Second biggest fans of Pepperoni
What should you have been doing instead of completing this survey?
Work | 51.6% | (11th biggest skivers) |
Nothing, my conscience is clear | 29.0% | (16th emptiest lives) |
Sleeping | 9.7% | (13th most deprived of sleep) |
Household Chores | 9.7% | (5th most neglected washing-up) |
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