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04/05: Preview: Reading
Census
The
results of a survey of 118 Reading fans
Where will you finish?
Straight up: | 14 |
Playoffs: | 58 |
Top half: | 37 |
Middle: | 9 |
Bottom half: | 0 |
Going dahn: | 0 |
Mean prediction:
6th (9th most Confident Supporters)
(Last Season's Mean Prediction : 4th)
What would the perfect
Division One table look like?
(Last season's position in brackets)
UP DOWN SCORE
1 (1) Reading - - -
2 (3) Nottm Forest 39 5 34
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3 (6) Ipswich 25 1 24
4 (20) Sunderland 22 5 17
5 (5) Crewe 20 3 17
6 (-) Plymouth 16 0 16
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7 (-) QPR 16 5 11
8 (8) Sheff Utd 13 2 11
9 (15) Coventry 6 1 5
10 (11) Watford 5 1 4
11 (14) Rotherham 7 4 3
12 (12) Burnley 3 0 3
13 (17) Wigan 6 4 2
14 (19) Stoke 6 6 0
15 (9) Preston 1 1 0
16 (13) Gillingham 5 7 -2
17 (-) Leicester 5 10 -5
18 (23) Millwall 1 9 -8
19 (21) Derby 2 12 -10
20 (24) Cardiff 1 31 -30
21 (-) Leeds 10 42 -32
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22 (-) Brighton 5 40 -35
23 (-) Wolves 4 69 -65
24 (2) West Ham 1 97 -96
Which
player in this Division would you most like to sign?
Matthew Etherington (21% votes)
(Last Season: Joe Cole)
Who is the club's
weakest link?
Marcus Hahnemann (28% votes)
(Last Season: John Salako)
What team should line up on August 7th?
Graeme Murty |
Adrian Williams |
Ivar Ingimarsson |
Nicky Shorey |
Glen Little |
Steve Sidwell |
James Harper |
Paul Brooker |
Number of distinct spellings of Ivar Ingimarsson: 22, Marcus Hahnemann: 25
Do you remember Craig Ramage:
38.8% say Yes (18th best memories)
56.9% say No
4% claim to be Craig Ramage
Book Lines:
IT Handbooks: 4
Management Twaddle: 4
Foreign Stuff: 2
Porn: 2
More interesting fare:
"Take the process of gastrulation, in which a mammalian embryo loses its symmetry as some cells begin
to develop into the head and others into the tail"
"I urge the re-publication of old and good pictures as a real part of that grossly neglected thing
- public education"
"And having found love I find in place of socialist leanings a 90% misanthropy which, once expressed,
gains nothing in repetition"
"Jamaican trio The Pioneers raced into the Top 40 with their paean to a racehorse that died in service"
"If you think about it, there are very few of your co-workers who have faces you'd like to see
more often"
Name Something Rubbish:
West Ham United (10% of vote)
Other suggestions: Alan Pardew's honesty and commitment, Aldershot, All questions from "Ramage" onwards (guess who doesn't know the way to San Jose - ed), Anchovies, Away end at Gillingham, Blue Lights on Windscreen Washers, Boy Bands, Bran Flakes, Celery, Chavs in stupid cars playing stupid music very loudly, Clive Tyldesley, Craig Ramage, Elmore Leonard, English Weather, Essex, Flu, Fosters Lager, France, Greece winning Euro2004, Joe Pasquale, KFC, Luton's Bob Stand Boxes, Mushy Peas, Poncy Wine Bars, Robocop 3, Synchronised Swimming, the penalty spot at the Estadio da Luz, Tinned Spaghetti, Vanilla Coke - why?, Vauxhall cars, Walking through allotments to an away end (zzz - ed), warm lager
Do you know the way to San Jose? :
23.3% say Yes (7th most knowledgable supporters)
23.5% respond "I've been away so long I may go wrong and lose my way" (19th most musical supporters)
Can you wire a plug ?
82.1% say Yes (12th most competent supporters)
Favoured Pizza Toppings
Pepperoni | 71 |
Extra Cheese | 65 |
Tuna | 24 |
Olives | 23 |
Spinach | 17 |
Boiled Egg | 8 |
Strawberry | 6 |
Don't like Pizza | 3 |
What should you have been doing instead of completing this survey?
Work | 47.4% | (14th biggest skivers) |
Nothing, my conscience is clear | 32.7% | (10th emptiest lives) |
Sleeping | 17.2% | (7th most deprived of sleep) |
Household Chores | 2.6% | (2nd least neglected washing-up) |
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