04/05: Leeds United
Census
The
results of a survey of 26 Leeds fans
Where will you finish?
Straight up: | 7 |
Playoffs: | 9 |
Top half: | 7 |
Middle: | 0 |
Bottom half: | 2 |
Going dahn: | 1 |
Mean prediction:
7th (11th most Confident Supporters)
What would the perfect
Division One table look like?
UP DOWN SCORE
1 Leeds - - -
2 Nottm Forest 8 0 8
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3 West Ham 11 4 7
4 Ipswich 4 0 4
5 Wolves 4 2 2
6 Derby 1 0 1
Preston 1 0 1
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8 Plymouth 2 2 0
9 QPR 1 1 0
Stoke 1 1 0
11 Coventry 0 0 0
Crewe 0 0 0
Reading 0 0 0
Watford 0 0 0
15 Brighton 1 2 -1
16 Burnley 1 3 -2
Gillingham 1 3 -2
Sunderland 1 3 -2
19 Wigan 0 2 -2
20 Leicester 1 4 -3
Rotherham 1 4 -3
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22 Millwall 1 11 -10
23 Sheff Utd 1 17 -16
24 Cardiff 1 19 -18
Which
player in this Division would you most like to sign?
Richard Chaplow (19% votes)
Who is the club's
weakest link?
Michael Duberry (27% votes)
What team should line up on August 7th?
Frazer Richardson |
Paul Butler |
Matthew Kilgallon |
Danny Pugh |
Jermaine Wright |
Eirik Bakke |
Matthew Spring |
Aaron Lennon |
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Michael Ricketts |
Julian Joachim |
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The most popular alternative to the injured Eirik Bakke involves Wright in the centre, Richardson on the right of midfield and Gary Kelly coming in at right back
Do you remember Craig Ramage:
44.0% say Yes (14th best memories)
40.0% say No
16% claim to be Craig Ramage
Book Lines:
IT Handbooks: 2
Management Twaddle: 0
Foreign Stuff: 0
Porn: 0
More interesting fare:
"Peru's popular playmaker reaching the end of the road"
"'i'll wager that she's our subject.'"
"it is increasingly difficult to talk about this beast without entering the story"
"But Leverhulme was now in Harris, and Harris was different"
Name Something Rubbish:
Watford (12% of vote)
Other suggestions: Alan Smith, All Our Signings, Austin Allegro, Craig Ramage, Diego Forlan, The Book Nearest to Me, UEFA
Do you know the way to San Jose? :
16.0% say Yes (20th most knowledgable supporters)
36.0% respond "I've been away so long I may go wrong and lose my way" (10th most musical supporters)
Can you wire a plug ?
75.0% say Yes (4th least competent supporters)
Favoured Pizza Toppings
Extra Cheese | 17 |
Pepperoni | 13 |
Olives | 5 |
Spinach | 3 |
Boiled Egg | 3 |
Tuna | 1 |
Strawberry | 1 |
Don't like Pizza | 2 |
What should you have been doing instead of completing this survey?
Work | 40.0% | (20th biggest skivers) |
Nothing, my conscience is clear | 32.0% | (12th emptiest lives) |
Sleeping | 24.0% | (2nd most deprived of sleep) |
Household Chores | 4.0% | (20th most neglected washing-up) |
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