04/05: Preview: Burnley
Census
The
results of a survey of 29 Burnley fans
Where will you finish?
Straight up: | 1 |
Playoffs: | 2 |
Top half: | 3 |
Middle: | 11 |
Bottom half: | 11 |
Going dahn: | 1 |
Mean prediction:
15th (4th Least Confident Supporters)
(Last Season's Mean Prediction : 10th)
What would the perfect
Division One table look like?
(Last season's position in brackets)
UP DOWN SCORE
1 (1) Burnley - - -
2 (2) Sunderland 10 0 10
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3 (5) West Ham 10 2 8
4 (3) Nottm Forest 6 1 5
5 (13) Ipswich 5 1 4
6 (6) Crewe 3 1 2
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7 (-) Leicester 3 2 1
8 (-) QPR 2 1 1
(9) Reading 2 1 1
10 (7) Coventry 1 0 1
11 (-) Wolves 5 5 0
12 (16) Watford 1 1 0
13 (16) Derby 0 0 0
(13) Stoke 0 0 0
15 (-) Plymouth 2 4 -2
16 (7) Rotherham 0 2 -2
17 (-) Brighton 0 4 -4
(9) Gillingham 0 4 -4
19 (19) Wigan 3 8 -5
20 (20) Millwall 1 7 -6
21 (22) Sheff Utd 0 8 -8
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22 (21) Cardiff 0 9 -9
23 (-) Leeds 0 10 -10
24 (24) Preston 1 19 -18
Which
player in this Division would you most like to sign?
Andy Reid / David Johnson (each 15% votes)
(Last Season: Jason Roberts / Joe Cole / Michael Brown / David Johnson. Johnson tops this list for the third year running)
Who is the club's
weakest link?
Brian Jensen (46% votes)
(Last Season: Alan Moore / Tony Grant)
What team should line up on August 7th?
Lee Roche |
John McGreal |
Michael Duff |
Mo Camara |
Marc Pugh |
Tony Grant |
Richard Chaplow |
Matthew O'Neill |
Do you remember Craig Ramage:
50.0% say Yes (6th best memories)
46.7% say No
3% claim to be Craig Ramage
Book Lines:
IT Handbooks: 1
Management Twaddle: 4
Foreign Stuff: 0
Porn: 4
More interesting fare:
"Then we can take on the hoods at their own game. How much did you say that had?"
Name Something Rubbish:
Blackburn Rovers (25% of vote)
Other suggestions: Cabbage, Daylight Saving Time, Hip Hop, Hollyoaks, McDonalds, Oscar the Grouch, the Old House at Home pub, Rawtenstall and the Two Ronnies
Do you know the way to San Jose? :
17.9% say Yes (17th most knowledgable supporters)
57.1% respond "I've been away so long I may go wrong and lose my way" (2nd most musical supporters)
Can you wire a plug ?
81.4% say Yes (14th most competent supporters)
Favoured Pizza Toppings
Pepperoni | 20 |
Extra Cheese | 15 |
Tuna | 8 |
Olives | 3 |
Spinach | 3 |
Boiled Egg | 1 |
Strawberry | 1 |
Don't like Pizza | 0 |
(Biggest fans of Tuna, second biggest fans of Pepperoni)
What should you have been doing instead of completing this survey?
Work | 55.2% | (8th biggest skivers) |
Nothing, my conscience is clear | 31.0% | (13th emptiest lives) |
Sleeping | 6.9% | (3rd least deprived of sleep) |
Household Chores | 6.9% | (13th most neglected washing-up) |
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