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BLIND, STUPID AND DESPERATE
 
02/03: Preview: Crystal Palace
Census
The results of a survey of 41 Eagles fans

Predictions

Where will you finish?
Straight up: 3
Playoffs: 19
Top half: 10
Middle: 7
Bottom half: 0
Going dahn: 1

Mean prediction:
8th (11th Most Confident Supporters)
(Last Season's Mean Prediction : 7th)

What would the perfect Division One table look like?
(Last Season's Position in Brackets) 


			UP	DOWN	SCORE
1  (1)	Crystal Palace	-	-	-
2  (-)	Ipswich		16	0	16
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3  (13)	Norwich		10	0	10
4  (-)	Derby		9	1	8
5  (6)	Preston		5	0	5
6  (-)	Reading		6	2	4
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7  (9)	Watford		5	1	4
8  (5)	Sheffield Weds	3	0	3
9  (21)	Grimsby		4	3	1
10 (10)	Nottm Forest	3	2	1
11 (11)	Bradford City	2	1	1
   (3)	Coventry	2	1	1
13 (15)	Burnley		1	0	1
14 (-)	Leicester	2	2	0
   (8)	Walsall		2	2	0
16 (11)	Sheffield Utd	0	0	0
17 (19)	Portsmouth	1	2	-1
18 (16)	Rotherham	0	1	-1
   (-)	Stoke City	0	1	-1
20 (22)	Gillingham	4	7	-3
21 (18)	Wolves		2	9	-7
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22 (-)	Wimblestein	1	14	-13
23 (24)	Millwall	2	36	-34
24 (-)	Brighton	1	38	-37

Players

Which Division One player would you most like to sign?
Bobby Zamora (25% votes)
(Last Season: Jason Koumas)

Who is the club's weakest link?
Trevor Francis (54% votes). No shit Sherlock.
(Last Season: Dean Austin)

What is the club's all-time worst eleven?
1 - Kevin MILLER
2 - Dean AUSTIN
3 - Amir KARIC
4 - Itzak ZOHAR (Capt)
5 - Leif ANDERSON
6 - Lee SINNOTT
7 - Tomas BROLIN
8 - Michele PADOVANO
9 - Gareth TAYLOR
10- Craig FOSTER
11- Paul MORTIMER

Nominated Hornets: Lee Sinnott (11 votes), Kevin Miller (5 votes), Chris Day (3 votes), Bruce Dyer (3 votes), Perry Suckling (2 votes), Glyn Hodges (1 vote), Alex Dyer (1 vote), Ray Wilkins (1 vote)

The World Cup

Mean World Cup Games Watched:
36.0 (7th highest number of early mornings)

World Cup Final Channel:
BBC 31
ITV 1
Other 2
Didn't Watch 3

Worst ITV Pundit (except Gazza):
Terry Venables (45% of those who expressed a preference)

The Palacest World Cup Star :
Clinton Morrison (7 votes)

Other suggestions: Gregg Berhalter, that Ronaldo bloke again, Fan Zhiyi, Sun Jihai, Landon Donovan, Chiqqi Arce, Gilberto Silva, Abel Xavier

Other stuff

The Watford Adjective :
Mediocre (3 votes).

Other suggestions: Desperate, Horny, Fruity, Aimless, Irritating, Bland, Random, Tepid

How Do you take your Tea:

Milk no Sugar 18
Milk, one Sugar 8
Milk, too much sugar 5
Coffee 3
None 3
Black 1
Some Undrinkable Fruit Tea 0
As it comes 0

You have a bullet and a gun; who do you kill :
Terry Venables (8 votes).

Other suggestions: Steve Bruce, Mark Goldberg, Jimmy Sommerville, Alan Mullery, Anil Gupta, Ron Noades, "The bloke who invented Custard", Cliff Richard - "Just to see if he would die", the Commissioning Editor for Big Brother, Ben Elton, "Anyone shooting at me"

Can your club help Ramon Vega ?
69% say NO (14th most prudent supporters)

Have you been to the Isle of Wight ?
64% worldly-wise (5th most widely travelled)

Should Cake be sold in Football Grounds ?
56% say YES to cake (4th most in favour)

Custard. Good or Bad ?
64% approve of Custard (17th highest approval rating).