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01/02: Preview: Portsmouth
Census
The results of a survey of 31 Portsmouth fans

Predictions

Where will you finish?
Straight up: 0
Playoffs: 5
Top half: 16
Middle: 10
Bottom half: 0
Going dahn: 0

Mean prediction:
10 (16th most confident fans)

What would the perfect Division One table look like?


                      UP    DOWN    TRIP    TOTAL
            
1     Portsmouth      -       -      -          -
2     Preston	      7	      0	     1		7
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3     Coventry	      7	      1	     1		6
4     Bradford	      3	      0	     0		3
5     Birmingham      3	      2      0		1
6     N Forest	      1	      0	     0		1
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7     Sheff U	      1	      0	     1		1
8     Norwich 	      1	      1	     0		0
      Watford	      1	      1	     0		0
10    Barnsley	      0	      0	     1		0
11    Crewe	      3	      4	     0	       -1
12    Wimbledon	      0	      1      1	       -1
13    Burnley	      0	      2	     0	       -2
      Gillingham      0	      2	     0	       -2
15    Sheff W	      0	      4	     0	       -4
16    Wolves	      1	      6	     1	       -5
      Rotherham	      1	      6	     1	       -5
18    WBA	      1	      7	     0	       -6
19    Millwall	      1	      8      0	       -7
20    Stockport	      0	      7	     0	       -7
21    Walsall	      0	      8	     4	       -8
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22    Cry.Palace      0	     10	     3	      -10
23    Man City	      0	     11	     1	      -11
24    Grimsby	      0	     12	    15	      -12

Players

Which Division One player would you most like to sign?
Barry Hayles (28% votes)

Who is the club's weakest link?
Martin Murphy - MD (45% votes)

What is the club's all-time best eleven?
1 - Allan KNIGHT (Capt)
2 - Warren NEILL
3 - John BERESFORD
4 - Mark KENNEDY
5 - Noel BLAKE
6 - Kit SYMONS
7 - Darren ANDERTON
8 - Paul WALSH
9 - Guy WHITTINGHAM
10- Jimmy DICKINSON
11- Mark CHAMBERLAIN

Nominated Hornets: Guy Whittingham (13 votes), Warren Neill (9 votes), Mickey Quinn (1 vote)

Other stuff

Who is your favourite Slater?
Who?: 12
Zoe: 6
Kat: 3
Lynn: 2
Big Mo: 2
Stuart: 1
Little Mo: 0

Do you like aubergines?
41.4% say YES to aubergines (3rd highest in Div 1)

Mean pie consumption
13.1 pies/season (3rd highest in Div 1)

Living room tidiness rating:
51.6% (15th tidiest in Div 1)

Is summer a good thing?
78.6% say YES to summer (7th highest in Div 1)

Is cricket a good thing?
65.5% say YES to cricket (5th highest in Div 1)