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BLIND, STUPID AND DESPERATE
 
00/01: Friendlies:

Pre-season friendly
Top OSS 1(0)
Watford 0(0)
Team: Baardsen, Cox, Robinson, Page, Gibbs, Nielsen, Wooter, Hyde, Mooney, Smith, Easton
Substitutes: Perpetuini (for Robinson, 60ish), Foley (for Smith, 75ish), Miller (for Hyde, 75ish)
 
Football is back
By Matt Rowson

You quickly learn not to be surprised by anything in Amsterdam. The numerous coffee shops and associated smells, the unreal red light district, even the sight of young kids in Dam Square covered in pigeons eating from their hands doesn't attract attention. No, not many surprises.

Except... if you wandered down Damstraat from Dam Square on Friday afternoon and took a right along the canal down Vorburgwaal you might have been forced to do a double take.

Susie's Saloon is busy; heaving even. But unlike the other bars and cafes which pepper this area of the city, the clientele are not a hotchpotch of tourists from assorted destinations. For starters, they're all in yellow shirts.

There are maybe eighty Watford fans here. Outside the window of the bar hangs a large flag bearing the George Cross, with Harry the Hornet grinning from its centre. The mood is celebratory and indulgent.

Onlookers watch on in casual bemusement. An Arsenal fan, here for the Gunners' games at the Amsterdam Arena, meanders past, doubles back, and is sucked into the throng. Two policemen cycle up. One asks whether Watford is a cricket team, to loud guffaws. Then they cycle off. An accordion player is coersed into playing the derdly-der song; the consequences are predictable, and it proves a profitable decision for the busker whose profits are inflated by the energetic money collection of a member of the Watford party.

Several hours later, the chartered coaches carrying the travelling Hornets are approaching their destination. A stadium is spotted through the trees to noisy but premature celebration... we're still in Nijmegen, and NEC's ground is several levels superior to what awaits us in Groesbeek. When we finally arrive, twenty minutes before kick-off, we find the Groesbeek stadium barely at Conference standard, although the ability to wander around the edge of the pitch is a benefit exploited by the Hornets who dot the four sides of the ground.

"Top OSS on a Friday night" murmurs one of the Hornets as the match kicks off. It is said that anybody who watches football regularly purely for the enjoyment of the sport will live a miserable life; that goes double here, as the match is far from a classic. The Arsenal fan seems happy enough though, having been coersed onto the coaches; a pleasant distraction on a summer's evening.

Watford line up in a 4-4-2 formation with Nigel Gibbs partnering Robert Page in the centre of defence. Immediate attention is drawn to the new signings Baardsen and Nielsen, and both impress immediately. Baardsen has little to do, particularly in the first half, but is a massive presence in the area and bullishly takes charge whenever the ball does wander in his direction.

Nielsen is everywhere, an immediately authoritative figure in the centre of the park. One minute he is tidying up at the back, the next he is bombing into the penalty area attacking whatever balls are thrown in for him. Above all though he is in charge, aware of everything that's going on around him and directing Watford's attacking play.

Not, it must be said, that many chances are created by the Hornets, despite the visitors dominating in terms of possession. Oss are a Dutch second division side, a fact concealed by the paucity of the venue for this game, and their defensive movement and covering - as well as a commanding and agile performance from their keeper - keep Watford at bay.

Best bet for a breakthrough seems to be through Wooter down the right, who twists, jinks and turns eagerly for ninety minutes. Still not enough final product, but the enthusiasm is unquestionable. Tommy Smith also looks eager, and is perhaps unlucky that his spinning and bold running yields nothing.

The second half sees Perpetuini on for Robinson at left back. Still more Watford possession but several players, notably Nielsen, seem to be tiring. A warning shot is fired when Oss break and Gibbs is roasted for pace before a poor finish saves the Hornets. After seventy minutes however the deadlock is broken... again, Gibbs' lack of pace is exploited and the Oss striker finishes low and firm. Gibbs' awareness and understanding of the game has enabled him to do some effortless tidying up for the Hornets, but it looks like we need to avoid depending much on his fleetness of foot in future.

Oss bring on an enormous substitute, large in every direction, which possibly influences the decision to bring off Tommy Smith. Oss's hooped shirts contribute to a certain impression, betrayed when one wag shouts "you can't head the ball in rugby league pal".

Watford put on more pressure, the ball bounces around indecisively in the Oss box and is cleared. Baardsen makes one stunning block as Oss's attack is invigorated by their goal. Foley, on for Smith, sends a flying scissor kick over the bar and the game is over.

Not a bad thing, perhaps. An undefeated pre-season can do dangerous things to a side's (over)confidence, and we're much better off losing this one than losing to Huddersfield.

As the Hornets troop back to their coaches, someone waves energetically to the players warming down. Kenny Jackett waves back.

Football is back. Sort of. And it feels great.